Updatery

Gene realized he hasn’t really seen much in London itself, so rather than the mini-break outside London, I think we’re going to stay in town to see things, and take a few day trips as well.

I’ve been looking at all the stuff we can do in London proper — a lot of which I’ve done before, but not since I was 17 — and I found this, which I knew about before and then forgot about.

Yeah, it’s the Royal Shakespeare Company’s Hamlet, starring Patrick Stewart as Claudius — basically, the best Hamlet you could hope to see, unless you traveled back in time to watch Patrick Stewart play Hamlet himself when he was younger. (Or I guess you would probably want to go back to Shakespeare’s time and watch his production.) And yeah, it’s sold out.

ARRRRRGH!

They’re also playing A Midsummer Night’s Dream, which I love and try to see whenever it’s playing near me. But they’re showing it the week after we leave.

I’m not sure why the Royal Shakespeare Company hates me so much. I’ve always been so supportive of them, and when people talk smack about them at parties and stuff I stick up for them, and that one time when they had that really bad cold I brought them an Ike’s sandwich. So where does this anger towards me come from? I don’t know, but I have thrown out my half of our heart-shaped Best Friends necklace, and if I get the chance I will totally make out with the Royal Shakespeare Company’s boyfriend just to be mean.

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WTF, RSC?

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London in December

It’s official: the plane tickets are bought, the packing anxiety is begun, Gene and I are spending Christmas in Europe.

We’ll be spending most of our trip in England, visiting various friends, followed by a week with friends in Munich. But even with all our thousands of fans over there, we find ourselves with some time on our hands.

I put it to you: where does one go when one is at loose ends in England in December? We’ll already be visiting Oxford and maybe Cambridge, so we don’t want to go either of those places. Gene would like to explore the area around London, but…what is there, around there? Bath? What else? I’d be happy to hear suggestions.

One thing: much as I’d love to go farther afield, like to Scotland or Paris, I don’t think it’s going to happen on this trip. And as much as there is for us to see and do in London on our own, I think it’ll be better for us to get out of town and out of Dan’s hair while he studies. So we’re looking specifically for places we can take a mini-break that are near but not too near London.

And now I’m just going to sit back and buy some sweaters while the three people who read my blog think it over for me.

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Ow, my frostbite!

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Step-ins are talking

Victoria’s Secret is selling a panty that has “VOTE” written in big letters on the back. Possible people you are influencing with this ass-message:

1. The other 14 year old girls in the locker room.

2. The Republican Congressman who is paying you for sex.

3. The plumber, the pizza delivery guy and your two Swedish friends, because you are in a certain kind of movie.

4. Your neighbor, who is watching you with binoculars from his wheelchair as you run around your apartment in your adorable knickers, covering up a murder.

5. Anyone whose face regularly meets with your ass.

But anyway, I hope that you won’t be offended if I choose to say this with my blog, rather than my ass: Vote!

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Britex

As an agoraphobic living in a really great city, I have to work to find reasons to take myself out of the house or risk wasting the awesomeness that surrounds me. So I was thrilled when Christine introduced me to Britex Fabrics.

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To start with, this is just off Union Square. I like anything that is downtown, because when you take MUNI downtown, you never miss your stop. You simply cannot. Just look out the window: are you in a tunnel? If so, this is not your stop. If you are not in a tunnel, the train pauses a good several seconds while you peek out from behind your book and read the station signs. It’s great.

To second with, it’s a four-story fabric store. Entering a fabric store means you are surrounded by rich colors and textures, instantly returning you to childhood, when those were the only things that mattered. (Seriously. I was recently watching Michele’s little nephew, surrounded by toys and only interested in playing with his grandmother’s soft red sock.) A fabric store is like a museum full of great Surrealist paintings that you can rub against your face and don’t have to invent opinions about.

Third with, the store is staffed by really nice ladies of all ages who help you find stuff, suggest other stuff, don’t make you feel dumb for not really knowing what you want, and wink at you for no real reason. It makes you feel loved.

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This store actually satisfies all my requirements for a get-out-of-the-house outing: I can get there easily, there’s no specific time I need to arrive or leave, and I can walk around looking at stuff at my own speed, without inconveniencing anyone else. Also, you can leave without buying something, although I did accidentally get bullied into buying a super-strength glue that causes cancer. (I won’t be using it, but Gene is really excited to own it, so that’s ok, I guess.)

Even if you don’t have outing needs, you should make a note of this place if you’re planning to create your own Halloween costume this year, because I feel confident that here you will find inspiration, advice and the materials to make it happen.

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Shasta

Despite typhoon warnings and a general expectation of rain, Gene and I spent the weekend on Adam’s family’s houseboat on Lake Shasta. We did get some rain — just enough to spend a day inside, drinking mimosas and reading — but overall the weather wasn’t bad, and the trip was fantastic.

Shasta is an eerie place. The lake has shrunk significantly, leaving a wide strip of barren red cliff below the tree line where nothing grows. It looks like a Martian landscape, especially in the morning when the lake is still and reflects the hills above it and you’ve maybe had two mimosas already so things are starting to blur in an interesting manner.

“A lot of weird things happen out here,” said our resident boating expert, as we sat in the wheel room and watched the big red hills coming at us at houseboat speed.

Some post-trip research confirmed it. To begin with, the manmade lake was built over an Indian burial ground, so that’s…pretty much always a bad idea. Some people also believe that Mount Shasta is a node for ley lines, which if you’ve never read fantasy novels or played RPGs are invisible lines of energy. And there’s been more than one mysterious flash of light, alien sighting, and speculation about alien tunnels beneath Mount Shasta. Things do happen out here, or so the common wisdom runs.

Despite all this, it’s a peaceful place. Maybe I just lack the necessary clairvoyance, but I didn’t sense a bevy of restless spirits or an alien hoard waiting to descend on us. We did see a skunk once, but he was going the other way. And really, like just about any lake, Shasta is one of those places that doesn’t need a story woven around it to make it interesting. Why don’t people make, say, Concord a hotspot for alien sightings? Concord could use the romance.

In conclusion, here are some tomatoes.

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Girlzilla

I woke up really wanting to kill something this morning. (The Moms, reading this, will be SO delighted that I am coming to dinner today.) I’ve been in a foul mood all day, which fortunately I was able to take out on Gene quite a bit early on, but it’s still there. And I’ve been working this week, which generally lightens my mood, so I don’t know why I feel like squeezing the life out of someone just to watch him die. But there you have it.

What I’m thinking I’d like to do is this:

Get a lot of belts, like maybe three hundred or four hundred belts, which I am pretty sure can be strapped together by putting the buckle of one belt over the last hole on the next belt and like that. Make two looong belts.

Get someone to cut down all the many trees I can see from my window and make them into two giant log platforms for me. Ideally this person would be motivated by fear of me; I’d like to threaten someone today, and maybe slap them around a little.

Loop the belts around the platforms and secure them with some kind of adhesive, probably lots and lots of nails. Make a foothold on each platform, maybe by nailing one ski to each where I can slip my feet into the bindings. Secure the platforms to my legs with the belt straps.

Stomp around smashing buildings and people into a city-sized mush.

She’s doing it wrong, but this is the general idea:

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But since I don’t think I could find that many belts, I’m just going to work some more and maybe eat a pear.

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Reporting Back

Looking down at the table of books for sale. Why did I not look at the one called FAERY!, I wonder? And, hey, BESTIARY! The author sure seems excited about these. Looks like another glance on Sunday is called for.

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Post-sale with my backpack loaded, ready to get my swag home on the bus. This is my backpacking bag, by the way.

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A peek inside the hoard…

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The results of three hours of careful shopping. I did indeed carry all these home on my back. I tried to fit the genuflecting apes in, but they are out of frame.

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Prepping for the sale

Well, books, the gigantor San Francisco Library Book Sale is tomorrow. You’re about to get some new friends. Won’t that be nice?

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But we don’t want any friends! We are overcrowded as it is! STOP BRINGING US MORE FRIENDS!

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Well, I guess I could always sell some of you…

No, no! We are fine! Plenty of room here. Ha ha ha. Ignore the Nesbits, they’re raving.

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It’s going to be okay.

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San Francisco Real Estate Listings: A Handy Translation

Panoramic Views!

Far from most public transportation.

Located in fashionable Valencia Corridor!

We are selling homes on this previously all-Spanish-speaking street to white people JUST LIKE YOU. See, it’s not even a street anymore. It’s a CORRIDOR now. Eh? EH??

Stunning eco-modern renovation!

We built the walls out of recycled cardboard.

Beautiful garden/second bedroom/spacious floor plan!

This unit is in Glen Park.

Basement is artistically converted into a master bedroom with waterproof tile wall!

…WTF?

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All we are saying

It’s Monday here at Carthage — and everywhere else, except in outlandish time zones and outer space and stuff — and on Mondays we discuss our weekend. At least, we do on this Monday.

On my weekend, I attended a Tom Stoppard play called Rock’n’Roll at the A.C.T. with some people (thanks, Michele, for arranging it). Stoppard did his usual Stoppard thing with this: his plays are dense food, packed with many layers of themes and closely arranged wordplay, and this one was no exception. The play is about Communism in Prague, kind of, in the same way that Hamlet is kind of about a guy who can’t make up his mind. Anyway, it’s a starting point.

Rock’n’Roll explores, among a host of other things, the rock’n’roll counter-culture that reached its Czech height in ’68 and went on during Czechoslovakia’s long era of iron-fisted Communism. Stoppard posits that the long-haired limp-brained rockers were the only ones truly rebelling against the Communist regime, because unlike the revolutionaries fighting the government, the rockers genuinely didn’t care about the political situation — and that lack-of-caring was the true opposite of the Communist fervor ruling the country. Which was alarming for the people in charge, which led to a lot of anti-rock laws and rock-related beatings and arrests, which in turn led the die-hard revolutionary types to sit up and notice that these disassociated rockers were actually getting some results and maybe they all ought to join forces, kinda.

Also, there’s some stuff that happens in Cambridge.

What I’ve done here is poorly encapsulate a mind-blowing, complex play into a couple of paragraphs, because I’m not writing a thesis, I’m just sort of chatting with you. And what I really want to chat about is the music behind the play, the Doors and Floyd and Beach Boys, that gets played during scene changes and intermission.

I understand, because I’ve seen the movies and been told often enough, that this music changed a lot of people’s worlds and maybe even had some political impact on its era, or caused the people who heard it to go out and have political impact. But set as a background to this charged and master-crafted play, it seemed sort of…irrelevant? Even when Stoppard places it in this context, that by causing people to just opt out of the system and into their own little mindspace it was changing the world by changing people’s reactions to the world, even then I don’t really hear in it what millions of people heard in it. It doesn’t sound to me like anthems of disassociation; it doesn’t sound like anthems of anything.

Understand, the Moms, that I’m not comparing it to my own music or any other music and saying this is better or worse. I just don’t get it. Even within the context of the play, where for three hours I lived and breathed, I still didn’t have the tools to hear anything in it besides music.

So what was there for people then that isn’t there for me now? Was it just the startling juxtaposition of the world around you going to war and shit while these rockers on the record player were saying ‘peace, love and look at the pretty colors’?

Or maybe my problem is that I heard these songs for the first time simultaneously with the commercialization of rock; that even in the play, you hear the rock and you see the monument dedicated to the assassinated rocker at the same time. The music can’t be a ladder or a manhole that leads out of the system anymore, and even The Plastic People of the Universe wanted to get famous in the end.

The thing that grabbed me about all this was that the play itself did not feel like a museum piece or a cute little Wayne’s World flashback. Even though I couldn’t feel the resonance of the music, I still felt the resonance of the the message. But maybe that’s just because I’m a word person, and rock was never going to be my means to an end anyway.

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This is not my way out.

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