Victoria’s Secret is selling a panty that has “VOTE” written in big letters on the back. Possible people you are influencing with this ass-message:
1. The other 14 year old girls in the locker room.
2. The Republican Congressman who is paying you for sex.
3. The plumber, the pizza delivery guy and your two Swedish friends, because you are in a certain kind of movie.
4. Your neighbor, who is watching you with binoculars from his wheelchair as you run around your apartment in your adorable knickers, covering up a murder.
5. Anyone whose face regularly meets with your ass.
But anyway, I hope that you won’t be offended if I choose to say this with my blog, rather than my ass: Vote!