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San Francisco Real Estate Listings: A Handy Translation

Posted by on September 23, 2008

Panoramic Views!

Far from most public transportation.

Located in fashionable Valencia Corridor!

We are selling homes on this previously all-Spanish-speaking street to white people JUST LIKE YOU. See, it’s not even a street anymore. It’s a CORRIDOR now. Eh? EH??

Stunning eco-modern renovation!

We built the walls out of recycled cardboard.

Beautiful garden/second bedroom/spacious floor plan!

This unit is in Glen Park.

Basement is artistically converted into a master bedroom with waterproof tile wall!

…WTF?

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