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Picture me making a bucktoothed rodent face. Awww.
It turns out that there are people who breed guinea pigs for show. Like “Best in Show”? Everybody’s favorite mockumentary involving dogs? Except with guinea pigs. Now, I like the little rodents as well as anyone. And when I get my two (who will be male and female and named, respectively, Jupiter and Waffle), I … Continue reading
In New York, you can get Triscuits delivered.
Alittle bit drunk. A little bit fdurnk. A little biut drinuk. So here’s some birds of the Bay Area: Marbled Godwit Least Tern Black-crowned Night Heron Cinnamon Teal Bufflehead Duck You will like that, I thinkso. My friends, today in the quad at school were a couple of guys with waist-high reproductions of pictures of … Continue reading
Represent, represent-sent.
Sushi night rocked the house. Every time I get to hang out with you guys I am so happy. Awww. Enough gooeyness. Get a chatroom. So…does anyone know what the draft age is set at now? (…She asks casually. Pay no attention to the war behind the curtain.) Do you think we need to start … Continue reading
Kate Hepburn on a motorbike; let my Hepburn go.
I finally got to ride on The Lad’s motorbike this weekend. His spare helmet is too big for me so it tends to wobble around on my head a lot; I probably look like a Parkinson’s sufferer from the outside. On the first ride we took he reminded me to lean with the driver into … Continue reading
Quote of the (yester)Day
My yoga teacher: “There’s all kinds of good reasons to be upside down.” Me: “Really.” Him: “All kinds.” Now one of you will probably make a really serious comment about how there are very good reasons for being upside down you know…
Dumb and Dumber
Yesterday we had a guest speaker in my government class, this immigration lawyer, Bob Jobe At one point he referenced a case related to Ellis Island. From the back of the class, That Annoying Girl called out “What’s Ellis Island, again?” And her neighbor, in a tone of horrified disbelief, said “Really?” Right then I … Continue reading
What if they gave a war and no one came?
But then imagine that instead of a war, it was my birthday party, and instead of no one coming it was actually attended by all of you. So what if THAT? Huh? Um…let’s do journalism style: Who: Me What: Birthday When: Saturday 10/19 comma evening of Where: Not sure yet. Out to dinner and then … Continue reading
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.
Friday night The Lad and I had dinner in my hood, narrowly escaping a big Critical Mass party courtesy of your friends from Burning Man. But what do I have against Burning Man? I like art. I like the desert. I liked that one bar we went to that used to be associated with Burning … Continue reading
“O tedium, tedium, tedium…”
John Taylor Gatto says: “Even when they are offered real work to do, most drift back to the secure meaningless of busywork.” Well, that’s us, isn’t it? Uniquely qualified by income, class, education, talent and natural intelligence to accomplish significant things, I and nearly everyone I know spend our requisite 40 hours performing senseless acts … Continue reading
Some interesting facts:
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