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Picture me making a bucktoothed rodent face. Awww.

Posted by on October 11, 2002

It turns out that there are people who breed guinea pigs for show.

Like “Best in Show”? Everybody’s favorite mockumentary involving dogs? Except with guinea pigs.

Now, I like the little rodents as well as anyone. And when I get my two (who will be male and female and named, respectively, Jupiter and Waffle), I will show them to anyone who cares to look. But I wouldn’t put them IN a show.

Because I believe a guinea pig’s life should be about much, much more than a shallow modelling career.

Cue Ben Stiller. As a guinea pig.

Yeeeaugh!

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