Author Archives: didofoot
There is, apparently, also a midterm I will not really study for. But that’s unrelated.
He finds out she’s having an affair with another man. He crashes his plane, in which she is a passenger, into her lover, intending to kill everyone. or He finds out she’s having an affair with another woman. He shakes her and threatens her and allows her to catch on fire and be horribly burned. … Continue reading
Nitwit, dictionary, me.
Last night I went to the Lad’s house to get aid on the maths. (My parents have an Australian houseguest who brought kangaroo jerky, vegemite spread and the phrase “maths.”) He was late arriving on his Machine o’Death so I sat and watched ‘The Sopranos’ for ten minutes or so with the housemates and co. … Continue reading
More like Dogmeat 95.
I saw my first Dogme 95 film last night, Italian for Beginners. Dogme 95 is a group of directors who have made a series of promises known as the vow of chastity about the films they make. I heard about Dogme 95 three or four years ago, but I never had any interest in watching … Continue reading
tired of talking, what’s the point?
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The thought of Emma is all that keeps me going.
Last night’s suckity suck English class was spent profitably making rude jokes about our book with the Irishman who was in my group. He is a riot. Why? The accent. He got obsessed with the description of chickens with hormonally enhanced breast meat (trust me, it’s funnier in Irish) and that carried us through the … Continue reading
Many links, little time
Thursday in class we watched a video about how women got the vote, launching us well and truly into our feminism section. It’s making me extremely touchy about certain things, like the fact that the Lad does not like Lily Tomlin. I keep wanting to blame it on his patriarichal need to feminize feminists, and … Continue reading
You didn’t like that last one, huh?
It’s interesting how some of these garner 50 comments and some none. Have y’all seen Kissing Jessica Stein? Yeah? Did anyone notice how much egg it sucked? Millers and Lad and I watched it last night, and I couldn’t help but notice not only the lack of steamy lesbian sex but also the lack of … Continue reading
Oops, no.
The Lad and I met in 1993. Because that is the year I started high school. 1993-94 Freshman 1994-95 Sophomore 1995-96 Junior 1996-97 Senior Considering that fully half of my readership is comprised of members of my high school class, I wonder that none of you caught that. Oh well, my fault. See previous entry … Continue reading
The Geeks in Applied Calculus
…are eating my living brain. I did good up until the first midterm and now I’m struggling. Does anyone know about derivatives? (Cue helpless mocking laughter from all of you who know math, except KTV who seems to have forsworn that kind of mockery. Do we know derivatives? Yes, and we can recite the whole … Continue reading
Mystery Woman Baffles Old Friends, Acquaintances
There’s been some uproar lately over Michele’s quiz on the new How Well Do You Know Me quiz site she found. Apparently most of our friends couldn’t make it past the 60% correct mark. That’s how well we all know her: 60% or less. She’s been getting e-mail apologies right and left from those folks … Continue reading