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You didn’t like that last one, huh?

Posted by on November 8, 2002

It’s interesting how some of these garner 50 comments and some none.

Have y’all seen Kissing Jessica Stein? Yeah? Did anyone notice how much egg it sucked? Millers and Lad and I watched it last night, and I couldn’t help but notice not only the lack of steamy lesbian sex but also the lack of so much as a passionate kiss.

It’s a billed as a groundbreaking lesbian movie, but all it shows is a neurotic straight girl and her doormat girlfriend not having sex. And p.s., Actress Who Plays Jessica, waving your hands in the air and talking with a baby girl voice will not distract us from the fact that you aren’t acting. You know what would have distracted us? Showing us your breasts.

If Hollywood made movies about real people who happened to be gay, I would watch them without an expectation of breasting. But when I’m watching straight actresses taking on gay roles because of the “challenge” of it, I expect the movie to be entirely sex-based (as this was) and I expect nipple action. Why else would I watch it?

P.S. I’m not trying to be a tiresome dormroom lesbian. I just think girls are pretty.

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