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Author Archives: didofoot

Finer Things: Morning After

This peeling, fake tatt…etc.

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Adventure Island

Captain Redscarf: “How d’ye like me tattoo, salty wench?” Island Princess: “It’s peeling.” Captain Redscarf: “Aye. Me tattoo artist be a poxy drunken knave.” Island Princess, politely: “Oh, be he?” Finer Things attempted to read Robinson Crusoe this month, but failed, because it’s hard to spend three hundred pages with an utter douchebag. No one … Continue reading »

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Mushroom cloud, silver lining

Discussing whether you’d have to filter your water after the apocalypse: Michele: “But why wouldn’t we have running water?” Gene: “If the electricity goes off for a week…” Michele: “Water and electricity are separate.” Kris: “But if the electricity goes off for a week, it means the system has fully crashed.” Michele, nodding thoughtfully: “Fire … Continue reading »

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A day at the beach

From my perspective: surf soothe kite color sun sky sand ahh From Molly’s perspective: noise people noise people noise people augh

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Oh!

Our corner store carries Kinder eggs now. If I can just convince Ike to start selling kebabs, we’ll be like our own little European nation.

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Thrills

Obvious – Getting a friendly letter from someone you used to know. – The twangy saltburst of Humphrey Slocombe’s pistachio-bacon ice cream. – Riding a motorcycle at twilight. – Men who call you princess. Secret – Calling a motorcycle helmet a hat. – The superhero feeling of walking down a subway car as the train … Continue reading »

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Pregnancy after 35: my notes

I talked to a genetic counselor at Kaiser today about the risks of having a baby after 35. (I want to stress, this conversation was in no way related to my own family plans. I was just curious, and it’s a free service.) I thought I would post my notes for anyone who’s interested in … Continue reading »

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Walking through the Botanical Gardens today

A woman to her friend: “God doesn’t want you to be this happy.” I think she’s wrong.

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New bangs

I look more like my mom every day. YAY!

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Oops.

For about a year now, everything sent to me via my Carthage contact form was being deleted before I saw it. If you sent me a message via Carthage and I never responded, please re-send.

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