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Obvious
– Getting a friendly letter from someone you used to know.
– The twangy saltburst of Humphrey Slocombe’s pistachio-bacon ice cream.
– Riding a motorcycle at twilight.
– Men who call you princess.
Secret
– Calling a motorcycle helmet a hat.
– The superhero feeling of walking down a subway car as the train begins to move.
– Encountering miner’s lettuce twice in one day.
– Men who call you kid.