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Author Archives: didofoot

Nothing rhymes with “papaya scent.”

Last night I said, “You make me glow like a sparrow.” “Sparrows don’t glow.” “Like the ghost of a sparrow.” “Oh, that kind of sparrow.” “You make me glow like a dead sparrow,” I said, pleased. “I try.” I showered in his shower for the first time yesterday. It was amazingly painless for a boy … Continue reading »

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Late, as usual.

January 3rd was Tolkein’s eleventy-first birthday. Why don’t I ever find this stuff out in time?

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E-mail tested, mother approved.

This happened when I was living in Santa Cruz and unhappy and plagued with enormous, fluid-filled pimples on every visible surface and cutting all my classes and crying a lot. I was sitting in my room fighting with my Syntax homework when the phone rang. I said Hello hello hello and no one said anything; … Continue reading »

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second adolescence, god help me

When I was thirteen, I fell in love with a character on a short-lived sitcom whose name I can’t even remember now. I was desperately, sweatingly in love, turning over and over all night like an eggbeater, gazing out the window for hours, writing the poetry, singing in the shower, sure that such a love … Continue reading »

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Plug

I went to high school with him and now he has one of the most interesting blogs I’ve ever seen. Plus, Jimmy apparently asked him some questions.

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Maggie, Queen of the Skies

This is in the way of being an informational anecdote, providing you, the reader, with data from which to draw a portrait of Maggie: On her flight here, Maggie was lucky enough to be seated in one of the coveted exit rows. For those of you who take trains, let me explain: an exit row … Continue reading »

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My time with Maggie

The first night she was here, we went to a bar with the Sean(e) crowd. I had carefully arranged to have an event going on so that she would know how I am happening and fun and have many likeable friends. (Later I blew this casual coolness by accidentally referencing the fact that I had … Continue reading »

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In which she sort of makes up for the beard comments

So I’m listening to Seeking A Deep Feeling by The John Francis, which is the first solo album by everybody’s favorite Jack Small. It is surprisingly fabulous. (Surprising because I knew him before he met Erin, when he lived in the Doom Central room with Danny and the Lad and Sometimes Ryan, and you don’t … Continue reading »

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Happy Birthday, Bob!

You taught me how to tie a shoe, drive on the freeway, make a pie crust, take a picture that includes everyone’s head, hang up a leather jacket, write a resume and get a free birthday hula dance. I love you. Happy birthday, Daddy. (For some reason I can’t find an electronic picture of you. … Continue reading »

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Happy Birthday, Eydie!

You’re my role model in every way. I love you. Happy birthday, Mom.

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