“Be Our Guest” Number
Me: You know, if I had an entire cast of singing, dancing flatware to charm and impress people with, I could make beautiful young girls fall in love with me too.
Beast shows Belle the library
Lad: [in falsetto] Oh, the books are so beautiful! Can I start organizing them right away?
Belle teaches Beast to feed the birds
Lad: It would be awesome if, while her back was turned, the beast ate that blue bird.
Me: And then to make him feel comfortable, she grabbed another bird and ate it herself.
Angela Landsbury is a singing teapot
Me: She’s come a long way since The Manchurian Candidate.
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