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Watching Beauty and the Beast with the Lad, who was forced into it despite manly objections

Posted by on January 18, 2007

“Be Our Guest” Number

Me: You know, if I had an entire cast of singing, dancing flatware to charm and impress people with, I could make beautiful young girls fall in love with me too.

Beast shows Belle the library

Lad: [in falsetto] Oh, the books are so beautiful! Can I start organizing them right away?

Belle teaches Beast to feed the birds

Lad: It would be awesome if, while her back was turned, the beast ate that blue bird.

Me: And then to make him feel comfortable, she grabbed another bird and ate it herself.

Angela Landsbury is a singing teapot

Me: She’s come a long way since The Manchurian Candidate.

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