Ice Beetles

For unimportant reasons, I spent a little time considering ice beetles today.

Now, on the one hand, nobody cares about ice beetles. On the other hand, I do think that any uninteresting thing sounds much more interesting if you add a climatic phenomenon to it. Consider:

Hurricane lamps

Lava lamps

Snow shoes

Storm drains

Sun dogs (generally they bark at the break of dawn)

(It occurs to me that I only find things like storm drains interesting because, living in California, I do not know what they are.)

Some other ones that should exist:

Sleet TV

Drought baseball

Tsunami meatloaf

Maybe ice beetles are also interesting because they are real, but also made up. Like Tataouine.