I never take those “Which X Are You?” quizzes you see on Facebook. Because I already know all the answers. In case you were thinking of inviting me to take one such quiz, I offer you this handy primer:
Which Jane Austen character are you?
Timid, tittering and talky, I am Miss Bates, from Emma. You don’t always want to invite me to parties, but sometimes it’s unavoidable.
Which The Office character are you?
Often harassed, a one-time answerer of phones with big dreams, still having trouble deciding on a hairstyle though I am in my twenties: I am a Pamburger. With cheese.
Which Brangelina child are you?
Uh…I guess I need to take this quiz. Or read a tabloid now and then.
What amphibious animal are you?
I am a frog, the only amphibious animal cute enough to be included in the Sanrio All-Star Lineup. Michele, if you’re wondering, is a cat, an animal she claims is amphibious, and who am I to argue?
How many fingers am I holding up?
What prompted this stupid post?
Deadlines I am avoiding. The only reason I ever blog for free anymore.