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Pre-coffee, spoiling for a fight

Posted by on December 7, 2007

ME: Why is the internet so slow?

GENE: Here, I can fix that.

ME: Can you move this light?

GENE: [Moves heavy light the requisite one foot.]

ME: Why didn’t my email forward right? What is wrong?

GENE: I’ll take a look.

ME: Stupid Gmail. Stupid computer. I hate this fucking computer!

GENE: Click “show quoted text.”

ME: Oh.

GENE: Ok?

ME: DO SOMETHING WRONG, DAMMIT!

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