Every time Logan says “genetically engineered killing machine,” take a drink.
Every time the central story line is interrupted by wacky bike messenger hijinks having nothing to do with anything, take a drink.
Every time the central story line becomes wacky bike messenger hijinks, take a drink.
Every time Max must pretend to be a hooker or stripper to sneak into someplace, take a drink. While you are drinking, consider that in seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy never had to pretend to be a hooker or stripper.
Every time Original Cindy says anything incomprehensible (including her own weirdass name), take a drink.
Every time Max says “gotta blaze,” “you’re blowin’ up my pager, it better be major,” “playa playa from the Himalayas,” or anything else out of James Cameron’s imaginary version of 1990s jargon, take a drink.
Every time you wonder why you traded in your free CDs for this instead of something decent like The Thin Man, take a drink and smack yourself upside the head for being a bad-TV-loving fool.