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ME: I found a perfect house for us to buy. [Shows ad for perfect house.]
GENE: We can’t afford that.
ME: I thought you could get a real estate loan?
GENE: Not for that much.
ME: It seems like if we want it bad enough, the extra money should just appear.
GENE: Nope, because we don’t live in a Disney film.
ME: Sigh. Real estate is a wish your heart makes.