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Our Lady of the Bottom

Posted by on December 2, 2005

Me: Sister Mary Posterior, all us nuns have gotten together and realized that we want YOU to be our new Mother Superior.

Me: Oh, girls! I’m just flabbergasted. I don’t know quite what to say. It seems much too lofty a position for your old friend Sister Posterior.

Me: No, Sister. You cannot turn this down. Jesus wants it to happen.

Me: Really? Well, you know I cannot disappoint Jesus.

Me: Hooray! Cheers for Mother Superior Posterior! Here, we made you a coffee cake.

Me: Golly, I do love coffee cake.

The Lad: […]

Me: Why don’t you ever make me a coffee cake, I wonder.

4 Responses to Our Lady of the Bottom

  1. michele

    i’ll make you one when i get home if you like.

  2. didofoot

    ME: sister mary michele, all us nuns have gotten together and decided that we want YOU to be our new mother superior.

    ME: hey!

  3. michele

    me: where’s my coffee cake?

  4. kati

    Me: I ate it.

    I realize I had no right. None at all.

    I’m sorry, Sisters – I could not control myself.

    …it feels like I’ve said that before

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