Me: Sister Mary Posterior, all us nuns have gotten together and realized that we want YOU to be our new Mother Superior.
Me: Oh, girls! I’m just flabbergasted. I don’t know quite what to say. It seems much too lofty a position for your old friend Sister Posterior.
Me: No, Sister. You cannot turn this down. Jesus wants it to happen.
Me: Really? Well, you know I cannot disappoint Jesus.
Me: Hooray! Cheers for Mother Superior Posterior! Here, we made you a coffee cake.
Me: Golly, I do love coffee cake.
The Lad: […]
Me: Why don’t you ever make me a coffee cake, I wonder.
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