Guy From Class: What’s that on your neck? Is that a hickey?
Me: No. I fell down.
GFC: [Raises skeptical eyebrow.]
Me: I fell down onto a shark.
GFC: You got savaged.
Me: Right, ’cause it was all with the…teeth.
GFC: Can’t you put some concealer or foundation or something on that?
Me: No. I don’t have those things.
GFC: What? All women have those things.
Me: Well, I can see you are busy with your stupid, there, so I’ll let you get back to that.
GFC: Hey, I’m not the one who’s dating the marine life.
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