A shark on beer is a beer engineer

Guy From Class: What’s that on your neck? Is that a hickey?

Me: No. I fell down.

GFC: [Raises skeptical eyebrow.]

Me: I fell down onto a shark.

GFC: You got savaged.

Me: Right, ’cause it was all with the…teeth.

GFC: Can’t you put some concealer or foundation or something on that?

Me: No. I don’t have those things.

GFC: What? All women have those things.

Me: Well, I can see you are busy with your stupid, there, so I’ll let you get back to that.

GFC: Hey, I’m not the one who’s dating the marine life.