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Well, I like to say you have a jackass policy.

Posted by on March 21, 2005

Me: Hi, do you take reservations?

Him: Oh, no. We like to say that reservations are a way to prevent spontaneity in life.

Me: I like to say that reservations are a way to prevent standing around in the cold for thirty minutes.

Him: Well, we like to say that reservations are a way to prevent diners from enjoying our fabulous ambiance and charming waiting area.

Me: Well, I like to say that reservations are a way to prevent my blood sugar from dropping so low that I “accidentally” rip off the host’s face and eat it from sheer desperation.

Him: Well, we like to say that we are flexible.

Me: Well, I like to say that I will arrive at seven on Wednesday with a large party.

Him: Well, we like to say that we will be prepared.

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