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KRON and bunnies

Posted by on May 17, 2004

The winds were breeding like bunny rabbits last night, hip-hopping around on each others’ backs and knocking over small trees, people, the dauntless pigeons. You do not want to try distance spitting for the first time on a night when the winds are going at it in all directions, and that is a life lesson that I will pass along to you for free.

The KRON news truck was at my intersection this morning, as it is about once a week. I imagine the story was something like “Strong winds rocked the Castro last night, as residents cowered in their homes, watching television and fearing for their toupees. Six lampposts were nearly overturned and one small toddler fell over while walking. Will your neighborhood be next? Stay tuned.” I love the news.

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