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Legs from here to Sunday

Posted by on January 9, 2004

At last, miniskirts are back in style. I and my beautiful legs have been waiting 24 years for this and yesterday we road-tested our brand new skirt in the great out of doors. I wobbled all over the neighborhood on my high-heeled boots, enviously staring at the beautiful men gliding along effortlessly in their five-inch spikes. I was so busy checking out my eight-foot legs in a reflecting window that I walked right by the cameras and police escort and tall, shiny hair of Mr. Mayor Gavin Newsom. One of the cops in the escort eyed me in a friendly, piggish way. “What’s up?” he said.

“Hemlines!” I said happily, and stalked on.

4 Responses to Legs from here to Sunday

  1. tracy

    bahahahahahaha. you clever little long legged creature, you.

  2. chambochae

    I often wonder, did you really say that?

  3. didofoot

    and that’s no lie, brother.

  4. me

    I know you said it. I often wonder what part of your soul you had to trade to be so clever.

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