Happy birthday, circus person. I’ve known you for about eighteen years, roughly 39,420 butterfly lifetimes, and we still love each other. I think that is pretty neat. I can’t wait to see you this weekend.
Thank you for your time, you’ve been a great audience. I would like to end this special birthday blog with a quote from the immortal G-Squad: “Vive le rock!”
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