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Monthly Archives: March 2003

She’s been listening to Coldplay; quick, somebody get her some Julianna Hatfield

I’ve been dizzy all day despite being empirically unpregnant, in a red and final way. I must be pregnant with a ghost child who will not be shaken by this reasonable and scientific flood. And that is what I will tell people, word for word, as an explanation, when I gain 200 pounds and go … Continue reading »

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