Calling all the gays

I need to interview four gay people for my psych class. The interviews will take an hour each, though possibly some of that hour will just be filling out a questionnaire. You will be audio-taped, but not duct-taped (unless you find that helpful). There will be very stupid questions involved, because psychology is the stupidest of sciences. Bisexual people are welcome, provided you feel you have some feeling for the gay culture, whatever the hell that means. I will definitely be asking you whether you enjoy molesting small children and at some point you will absolutely be accused of communist tendencies.

I was thinking of trying to trick Richard, Erica, Jolie and and Jason (if he’s back in time) into doing this, but if you are feeling particularly gay then just let me know.