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“For we are the king of the boudoir, we are, and the king doesn’t like to wait.”

Posted by on January 14, 2003

Last night in my dream I was watching cautionary presentations by female convicts who had been raped by prison guards. I woke up in my own bed, unmolested. What a strange accident that I am not a woman being raped by a prison guard. Who died to make me king?

Was it Elvis?

Was it Cole?

Was it Aslan?

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