What I do have: a Halloween party in three days.
What I don’t have: a costume.
Help! I have a devil wig, sort of, so I could use that I guess…but what else does the devil wear? Preferably something not big and stifling so that I can undergo my usual drink-induced full body blush without misery and pain. Also, I’d rather not carry a prop if I can help it.
I need a costume, like a hole in the head, except that would be lame. Best idea gets a prize.