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We’d Make Great Pets

Posted by on August 14, 2002

Okay, but my replacement receptionist has abnormally straight teeth. Her top teeth just go straight across in a perfectly-engineered line, like a little kid’s drawing where teeth are just gridwork. It was this perfect line of teeth flashing at me as she talked which helped me to understand that she is an alien.

I will behave accordingly from here on out.

Don’t you worry.

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