“So,” said Kevin Toon, leaning over the remains of his lunch and my barely touched salad, “are you a thong girl or do you just skip underwear all together?”
“. . . ” I said, watching the spinach dancing in his teeth.
“Tell me, how long does it take you to put your clothes back on?”
“Do you begin all your first dates this way?” I said.
– Fiasco, 1998