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March 03, 2005
All this to avoid learning any more Anthro terms
Here I am enjoying our love palace alone again. The Lad and I can't seem to coordinate our schedules these days, which is odd since he maps his out in writing for all to see. Very odd, when you think about it. I've come to the conclusion that one of us is probably having affair, and if the past 11 years have taught me anything it's that it's unlikely to be him. But who am I sleeping with? I've been watching myself suspiciously for days, trying to determine whether my behavior has been different lately, and once I even had myself followed although it turned out I only went to the grocery store. I hate when I get jealous like this. Left alone, I obsessively check my call logs in my cellphone for new numbers; I rummage through my underwear drawer looking for love notes. Once I even read my email, but I didn't find anything. I'm so ashamed of myself, but what else can I do? If something's going on, I've surely got a right to know.
Posted by didofoot at March 3, 2005 06:18 PM
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Maybe you should call "Cheaters," that's the only way to really be sure. That way you can confront and fight with yourself on national television, which is how all Americans should resolve their problems from now on.
Posted by: Kristina at March 3, 2005 10:05 PM
Just remember what Alicia Keyes says - "Eatin' ain't cheatin'."
Posted by: holohan at March 4, 2005 06:40 AM
Kristen, this is glorious. When I got to "Once I even read my email, but I didn't find anything," I burst into giggles and made Jacob come over and read it. Then he burst into giggles too. Lovely.
Posted by: Dianna at March 4, 2005 09:38 AM
well i aim to please.
Posted by: didofoot at March 4, 2005 02:55 PM
(but i shoot to kill.)
Posted by: didofoot at March 4, 2005 02:55 PM
I kill what I eat.
Spinach deserves it, the slimy green bastard.
Posted by: Dianna at March 4, 2005 02:59 PM
it's a kill or be spinach world out there.
Posted by: didofoot at March 4, 2005 03:08 PM
I'm probably spinach, then. I'm trying to grow some of it this year.... so I can kill it.
Posted by: Dianna at March 4, 2005 03:17 PM
you are what you eat, which i guess makes everyone cannibals.
Posted by: didofoot at March 4, 2005 06:44 PM
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