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July 26, 2004

Join Clan, Earn Meat!

If you're cool then you probably already know about the Kingdom of Loathing. But if you're less cool, like me, then you may have yet to discover this wonderfully wacky waste of your work time.

In the KoL, I am a disco bandit named Didofoot and I am wearing bugbear pants and a ravioli hat and I have a pretty good amount of meat for my level (the unit of currency in the KoL is meat). You, too, could have a fine large store of meat. All you have to do is create a character! What could be easier! Healthy and fun!

I blog about this because I want all the CH people to join and then we can form our own CH clan and pool our meat and buy cool stuff, like a gym! Also, I don't think we're nerdy enough with just the blogs and the group website. I'd like to be a higher level of nerdy. I'd like to be twelve nerdy. So join up, people. In the largest nerd gathering in the internet world*, Cement Horizon cannot be found wanting!

*arbitrary measurement with no basis in fact

Posted by didofoot at July 26, 2004 01:09 PM

Comments

sigh. i ran out of adventures again and still no damn paint can. stupid pretentious artist.

Posted by: michele at July 27, 2004 09:27 AM

stupid thing. i tried to be an accordion thief but it made me a seal clubber. and i don't have any pants.

Posted by: holohan at July 27, 2004 03:16 PM

I HAVE PANTS! AND I AM AN ACCORDION THIEF!

I also have knob goblin (nipple) tongs. They're powerful and will earn me lots of meat. Now that my boss is gone for the afternoon, it's time to put them to good use!

Posted by: Dianna at July 27, 2004 03:32 PM

what's your guys' names? we can add each other as contacts! you could send me some food so i have more adventures to play! i'll give you meat. or a disco mask. or...something.

Posted by: michele at July 27, 2004 03:34 PM

I'm sn0qualmie.

Posted by: Dianna at July 27, 2004 03:36 PM

Hey. Damnit. I'm supposed to be able to play the accordion at my campsite, but I can't figure out how to do so. Stupid menus.

Posted by: Dianna at July 27, 2004 03:39 PM

I was playing this at work. I'm going to play again. It's fun. My name is boring old nuala

Posted by: nuala at July 27, 2004 04:49 PM

i'm tokamack. i don't know if i'll keep playing, since there are no hot girls.

Posted by: holohan at July 27, 2004 04:51 PM

i'm didofoot, for the record. in the game i mean. er.

Posted by: didofoot at July 28, 2004 09:13 AM

I'm starting a Cementhorizon clan tomorrow. You're all invited.
More info soon.

Posted by: gene at July 28, 2004 06:14 PM

you mean cemeathorizon, right?

Posted by: michele at July 28, 2004 09:16 PM

is the clan up? how do i get my join on?

Posted by: holohan at July 29, 2004 09:58 AM

Yeah, ditto. Inquiring minds want to know, partly because they're almost out of adventures for today and want something else to do like joining a clan.

Posted by: Dianna at July 29, 2004 10:48 AM

i just did a search for the clan and it doesn't appear to be up yet. sooooo...no luck, guys.

Posted by: michele at July 29, 2004 11:05 AM

it's up now. Join. it's called

Cementhorizon

(sorry that it's not Cemeathorizon)

Posted by: gene at July 29, 2004 02:45 PM

Woooo! Joinity join. Lemme in please.

Posted by: Dianna at July 29, 2004 02:54 PM

How the hell did you find this thing? Who the hell plays these games? What a bunch of crazy nerds.

quasistoic is my character name, of course.

Posted by: brain green at July 30, 2004 09:17 AM

hey, I'm glaucon on the Meat thing. Don't worry, Michele, I tried and tried for the paint can and couldn't get it either.

Playing the accordion: click skills and spend points!

Posted by: christine at August 1, 2004 05:00 PM

Thanks, Christine. I figured that out a few minutes after I posted here and then felt foolish, so I just pretended that I'd never asked. I should have known I wouldn't get off so easy!

I must be missing something about the paint can, though. Can't you just buy one in the Market?

Posted by: Dianna at August 1, 2004 08:23 PM

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