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January 09, 2004
Legs from here to Sunday
At last, miniskirts are back in style. I and my beautiful legs have been waiting 24 years for this and yesterday we road-tested our brand new skirt in the great out of doors. I wobbled all over the neighborhood on my high-heeled boots, enviously staring at the beautiful men gliding along effortlessly in their five-inch spikes. I was so busy checking out my eight-foot legs in a reflecting window that I walked right by the cameras and police escort and tall, shiny hair of Mr. Mayor Gavin Newsom. One of the cops in the escort eyed me in a friendly, piggish way. "What's up?" he said.
"Hemlines!" I said happily, and stalked on.
Posted by didofoot at January 9, 2004 11:04 AM
Comments
bahahahahahaha. you clever little long legged creature, you.
Posted by: tracy at January 13, 2004 11:54 AM
I often wonder, did you really say that?
Posted by: chambochae at January 27, 2004 03:56 AM
and that's no lie, brother.
Posted by: didofoot at January 27, 2004 09:53 AM
I know you said it. I often wonder what part of your soul you had to trade to be so clever.
Posted by: me at February 5, 2004 10:24 PM
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