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October 29, 2003
What I imagine it's like to be Kim J
Last night my Astronomy professor, who is young and new to his trade, brought candy for the class as sort of a pre-emptive apology for next week's midterm. All through the lecture, I watched the teeny tiny skater boys in front of me dropping stick after stick from their Tootsie Pops (tm) on the floor for someone else to pick up later. I was enraged. So enraged that I failed to gain a proper understanding of triangulation. Finally, one of them dropped his stick and I kicked the back of his chair so hard that his head snapped forward a little bit. He turned around.
"Oops," I said sweetly.
I got over the thrill of dropping stuff on the ground when I was about eight months old. It is sad to see that the youth of today is so spiritually stunted. And suffering slightly from whiplash.
Posted by didofoot at October 29, 2003 11:11 AM
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you do realize that kim j would have stopped the lecture in order to inform the youths that they had better pick all those sticks up before leaving class, since at the rate they're going they'll have to find jobs as custodians and might as well get used to it now, you stupid, ignorant buffoons.
i am impressed with the kick, however. i am with you in the passive aggressive department.
Posted by: erica at October 29, 2003 11:49 AM
aw, fuck, you're right. kim j, once again i bow to your superiorosity in the form of erica's personification of you.
Posted by: didofoot at October 29, 2003 11:55 AM
who calls wrappers "sticks"? certainly not kim j.
Posted by: michele at October 29, 2003 01:41 PM
no, no, the actual stick of the lollypop. the wrappers they folded neatly and deposited in the trash can.
Posted by: didofoot at October 29, 2003 01:57 PM
AHHHHH!!!! that makes so much more sense and i can no longer think you a raving lunatic. good job, pseudo kim j!
(i was thinking tootsie rolls. obviously. or perhaps not so obviously.)
Posted by: michele at October 29, 2003 06:56 PM
i want to clarify for anyone who has the misfortune of not knowing our kim, that she is principled, not psychotic, and i have never seen her abuse someone, and she would be polite first, and as far as i know does not suffer from scary rages.
end disclaimer.
Posted by: didofoot at October 29, 2003 09:06 PM
i love kim j. and not only because she invited me to hawaii again.
Posted by: michele at October 29, 2003 11:48 PM
thanks... I think.
Posted by: kim j at October 30, 2003 09:40 AM
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