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September 25, 2002

Some interesting facts:

1. If you type "My husband encourages me to date and fuck other men" through an earthlink search engine, you will find my page. Here are some of the other search engine phrases which are leading people to me:

fleshlight
hot grannies
nude in the forest and photos and fucking
what is shazbot
christian fanfic
saggy grannies
armless boy
hot vulgar grannies
pinky & the brain christmas special
dirty minded grannies
graffiti bunny devil

2. This is the fucking coolest thing I've found on the web so far (except mapquest).

3. Carthage has gotten 539 visits in September so far.

4. 449 of those lasted less than 30 seconds.

Thanks to Gene for making this humbling information available to me. And now, allow me to say:

Naked Kate Winslet photos
Hardcore animal sex pics HOT HOT HOT
Grannies doing nasty things to each other underwater
Filial fuckfests

Thanks for stopping by. Now get a real hobby, freakshow.

Posted by didofoot at September 25, 2002 03:25 PM

Comments

i want to learn all that! super sweet.

Posted by: michele at September 25, 2002 04:06 PM

Comments? I'm pretty speechless actually.

I like it better when you actually write about something interesting, and interestingly, as you usually do.

I care for nothing else.

Posted by: mom at September 25, 2002 04:11 PM

hee....hi eydie!

Posted by: michele at September 25, 2002 04:13 PM

That was really your MOM??? I love it. Hi Eydie. My name is Tracy. Kris adores me and I her. We're great friends. Looking forward to meeting you......wait....where are you going?.......i'm not as weird as i sound...............WAIT!!!!

Posted by: tracy at September 25, 2002 04:25 PM

really, your mom? the good lookin' one that helped you move?

and now i have her e-mail.

Posted by: czech her out at September 25, 2002 05:16 PM

oh my lord, of all the days for my mom to read my website she has to come on the day i start granny-bashing.

Posted by: dido stay away from my mother, you dirty old pants at September 25, 2002 05:39 PM

i don't think my mom has ever read my webpage. and thank god for that. well...really though....do i tell her everything, or almost everything, anyway? yes i do. heh. so whatever. and you tell your mom even more! (hi again eydie!) smiles.

Posted by: michele at September 25, 2002 08:44 PM

dirty old pants?

first, in hypethitical land, the one where your mom and i are dating, i'd like to point out that i would be younger.

and as to me being dirty...isn't that the pot calling the kettle black "ms. you can find my site with the following phrases:
my husband encourages me to date and fuck other men; nude in the forest and photos and fucking; hardcore animal sex pics HOT HOT HOT"

Posted by: marc thought dido at September 25, 2002 09:27 PM

marc thought right.

Posted by: michele at September 25, 2002 10:18 PM

heh. rude gesture involving fist.

Posted by: think THIS, marc at September 26, 2002 09:19 PM

dirty girl.

Posted by: marc brought some soap because didobrat at September 27, 2002 08:28 AM

uuuhhh... OMG. this conversation seems custom-made just for me, yet... i got nothin'.

nothin'. sept, pants covered it, you are so dirty, you should be scrubbed with one of those scrubber things that are on infomercials.

Y'know, ron popiel style scrubbin'.

Posted by: M@ at October 1, 2002 12:59 PM

????

Posted by: ? at November 4, 2002 01:58 PM

eh?

Posted by: michele at November 4, 2002 02:02 PM

happy friday!

Posted by: mandi at December 11, 2002 08:50 PM

eh?

Posted by: michele at December 11, 2002 10:30 PM

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