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September 12, 2002
Gotta create a demand curve and read the Constitution
Today at school I learned how to do "yoga sleep." That is just like regular sleep, but you do it in yoga class. Luckily I don't snore during yoga sleep, at least (worried Satchel frown) I hope not. For twenty minutes today everyone practiced their yoga sleep; any class with a naptime included is okay in my book. (My book has large print and lots of colorful pictures.)
I still like my gov't class, although I've now identified the Annoying Girl who will raise her hand several times in a discussion and make the same point that was just made, as if it was brand new. I'm still looking for her car so I can key it.
Tonight, some of my fun friends are going out to the Beta Lounge or somewhere circusy to fuck shit up. Me, I'm staying in to write an essay and do math homework. I am happier than I have been in three years.
Posted by didofoot at September 12, 2002 07:01 PM
Comments
NO, you are coming out to play with us!!! Aren't you?
My book has pictures you can color. I intentionally color outside the lines. I'm a rebel in my book.
Posted by: tracy at September 13, 2002 11:13 AM
I know that girl, and she sucks.
She was in my Principles of Graphic Design for Technical Communicators class. She would -- invariably, and with much apparent thought -- not-at-all succintly regurgitate exactly what the professor had just said. Then we'd all look at her, confuzzled, and she'd just sit back, looking very pleased with herself.
FUck her sled up one time for me.
Posted by: ian at September 13, 2002 12:08 PM
i think you should sit behind annoying girl and say "ding, light bulb go on?" each time she raises her hand.
and then of course,
key her car.
Posted by: marc at September 13, 2002 01:36 PM
No, what you do see, is whenever she makes a comment, you raise your hand and make the exact same comment, word for word, and get some of your cousins in on it, until everybody gets killed and then there ain't no feud. Fued?
Posted by: scofflaw at September 16, 2002 11:57 AM
No, what you do see, is whenever she makes a comment, you raise your hand and make the exact same comment, word for word, and get some of your cousins in on it, until everybody gets killed and then there ain't no feud. Fued?
Posted by: scofflaw at September 16, 2002 11:57 AM
i um kind of always wanted to go on family feud. i used to debate in my head who i would take with me out of my extended fam.
Posted by: michele at September 16, 2002 11:59 AM
Greatest Family Feud exchange ever, courtesy of Tyler:
"Name an animal that has more than four legs."
"Horse!"
" Try again."
"Dog!"
Posted by: scofflaw at September 16, 2002 01:26 PM
ha ha ha ha!!!
moo cow!
Posted by: michele at September 16, 2002 02:26 PM
UPDATE, DAMMIT!!
Posted by: ian at September 17, 2002 08:58 AM
oh, yeah? well... well... ok, i got nothin'
what? don't get pissed at me, all michele said was ha, ha, moo cow on her last comment!!!!
Posted by: M@ (michele's stalker) at September 17, 2002 12:35 PM
pants- now this is getting to be quite a case for the restraint since he's actually referencing me in his signatures.
Posted by: michele at September 17, 2002 01:07 PM
pants? What the F?
Posted by: M@ at September 17, 2002 03:27 PM
we call marc, 'fancy pants' it's a long story. involving fancy pants.
Posted by: michele at September 17, 2002 06:54 PM
i think you guys should form pants squad, where eveyone has a pants-based nickname. fancy pants, hot pants, ants in the pants... the fat one could be worldwide pants. i don't know if any of you are fat, though. maybe you could work on that.
Posted by: pants then shoes at September 18, 2002 11:15 AM
Dear Kristen,
Have you been "yoga sleeping"????? Please wake up and update.
Thanks,
Your biggest fan
Posted by: tracy at September 18, 2002 03:20 PM
i'm wondering if i should start the blog eulogy. let's see...
i remember that day, september 12. it was warm outside, but cold in our hearts....
Posted by: marc at September 19, 2002 05:44 PM
yup, taken hostage by a band of spiders that hide precariously from landlords.
Posted by: M@ at September 20, 2002 04:14 PM
doods. she has no internet access at home and they haven't given her a computer at work.
and mostly she just sucks and doesn't update. :)
Posted by: michele at September 21, 2002 12:49 PM
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