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August 15, 2002
Swimming in Soup, Hair Sticky
Found in my e-mail archive, from a letter to KTV:
It's raining. It gives me a warm feeling inside. I look out the window into the parking lot and think to myself, "It's raining. God is washing my car."
It just started to hail. I looked out my window again. "God is throwing rocks at my car," I thought. "God hates me."
I got a job. You'll all be relieved to hear it, I know. In the staff meeting this morning, Boss looked at me kindly and said "I'm SO glad you found a job that's right for you!"
"Well," I said. "It's less money. And it's mindless idiotic work. So yeah, I guess I found my level."
"I just wish we could keep you," said Boss.
"You can!" I said, brightening. "Don't you remember? I applied for this job! Remember, you had my resume, and you said we would talk about it?"
"Mm," said Boss.
"And then we never did talk about it though," I said, darkening. "You just handed me a stack of resumes to schedule for interviews and mine wasn't in it."
"Ah," said Boss.
"You did interview my best friend though," I said.
"Urm," said Boss, and that was the end of it. In my fantasy staff meeting, where I spoke my mind.
Posted by didofoot at August 15, 2002 04:21 PM
Comments
punch her between the eyes!
Posted by: michele at August 15, 2002 04:31 PM
i can't hit a girl in glasses!
Posted by: didofoot at August 15, 2002 04:36 PM
sure you can! ball up that fist and swwwwwwwing!
Posted by: michele at August 15, 2002 04:37 PM
I love the new lies. They rule. I wish you really had said all that. what a beeeyotch.
Posted by: tracy at August 16, 2002 09:16 AM
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