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August 02, 2002
So bored I might die from it.
I don't know if this is funny. I do know I'm just bored enough to post twice today. Anyway, yesterday Nuala and Michele and I were discussing how Nuala's cousin, Jenn, who has a show on Canadian MTV, is considered cool and glamorous by the rest of her family. Next after her on the glamour train comes Nuala's sister, Adrienne (no website alas), who's living in NY hobnobbing with movie stars. Probably. So here is a conversation you would get at a typical reunion:
NUALA: "Yeah so I'm dating this guy Sumit..."
GRANDMA: "Jenn, was that the NAKED CHEF you interviewed last week?"
JENN: "Yep! In't he dreamy?"
NUALA: "He's an Indian. From India, like. Not Irish or Catholic."
GRANDMA: "Oh my lord! I would like to lay that naked chef down and beat his batter!"
NUALA: "A heathen, you might say."
JENN: "I know! I'd like to curry HIS chicken!"
NUALA: "In fact, we've had premarital sex numerous times."
GRANDMA: "Oh, Adrienne's here! Tell me, dear, how is the glamorous New York scene?"
NUALA: "Sigh."
Later...
GRANDMA: "I find the naked chef strangely attractive."
JENN: "He's a dish all right."
GRANDMA: "He IS a dish."
JENN: "Yep."
GRANDMA (To herself): "A delicious dish."
JENN: "Grandma?"
GRANDMA (To herself): "A delicious dish to have with some pie."
JENN: "Hello?"
GRANDMA: "Mmmm."
Posted by didofoot at August 2, 2002 11:53 AM
Comments
mmmm pie....
i was going to post that!! i saved the email and everything.
it makes more sense for you to do it though... since you wrote it and all...
Posted by: michele at August 2, 2002 03:11 PM
I feel guilt for wanting to be Jenn. That's the appropriate feeling, right?
Posted by: tracy at August 2, 2002 03:48 PM
i mainly feel bitter for not BEING jenn. and the hair! i want the hair. and she gets it done for free. FREE. every couple weeks. so bright. so shiny. and she just went to afghanistan. sigh. did you see the muchmusic pages with her on them?
Posted by: michele at August 2, 2002 03:51 PM
the whole family has a monopoly of wanting to be jenn. she's just too cool. Man I'd be mortified if she actually saw this.
Posted by: Nuala at August 2, 2002 04:08 PM
will you have my babies?
Posted by: bettsy at December 14, 2005 03:42 AM
yes. bring me all your babies.
Posted by: didofoot at December 14, 2005 05:41 PM
all your babies belong to us.
Posted by: michele at December 14, 2005 09:16 PM
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