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Adventure Island

Captain Redscarf: “How d’ye like me tattoo, salty wench?” Island Princess: “It’s peeling.” Captain Redscarf: “Aye. Me tattoo artist be a poxy drunken knave.” Island Princess, politely: “Oh, be he?” Finer Things attempted to read Robinson Crusoe this month, but failed, because it’s hard to spend three hundred pages with an utter douchebag. No one … Continue reading »

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Mushroom cloud, silver lining

Discussing whether you’d have to filter your water after the apocalypse: Michele: “But why wouldn’t we have running water?” Gene: “If the electricity goes off for a week…” Michele: “Water and electricity are separate.” Kris: “But if the electricity goes off for a week, it means the system has fully crashed.” Michele, nodding thoughtfully: “Fire … Continue reading »

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A day at the beach

From my perspective: surf soothe kite color sun sky sand ahh From Molly’s perspective: noise people noise people noise people augh

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Oh!

Our corner store carries Kinder eggs now. If I can just convince Ike to start selling kebabs, we’ll be like our own little European nation.

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I had a perfect day. Not that anything really happened–it was all crossword puzzles and presents and good food. Crossword puzzles are my new addiction. Did you know there’s an animal called a goa? I wish I’d heard from you but I understand why I didn’t. Don’t think this will stop me from giving you … Continue reading »

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So I wrote a screenplay. It’s a very short, very bad screenplay, which involves no dialogue. But it’s about Gene, so I like it. Hi Gene, if you read this (if anyone reads this); probably you don’t. Nevertheless this website is now an ongoing letter to you. Any friends checking up on me, feel free … Continue reading »

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“Well, what a vampire I am, what a vampire.” – Anais Nin –

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Scene Two, I guess.

“I should be working.” She shifts, restless as sand in the cave of sheets. “You should,” he agrees. “So should I, for that matter. Poets and thieves and madmen and lovers; all commonly believed nocturnal. That’s us.” “Write a poem, then.” “Ah, it’s not so easy. Steal me something, why don’t you.” Her eyebrows contract, … Continue reading »

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“Writers never look right. They violate the compact between themselves and the readers just by having faces.” –Adair Lara–

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Be fabulous.

One definition of happiness is, “Somebody to love, something to do, and something to look forward to.” –Adair Lara– “And I do a work out that I dislike, everyday, so I can continue nibbling, and I nibble because like an after dinner martini, it takes the edge off. And how would I be onstage if … Continue reading »

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