The camera is cutting from a close-up of John Cusack to a close-up of the world’s most adorable baby.
Me: AWWWW!
Gene: Yep.
Close-up of John Cusack. Close-up of baby.
Me: This is the cutest thing EVER.
Gene: Yep.
John Cusack scrunches his face. Baby obligingly scrunches his darling, uncanny-valley, huge-eyed face of cuteness.
Me: Oh, man, I want one. I want one so much!
Gene: I know, I know.
Cut to John Cusack. Cut to baby.
Me: Augh, the sexiness!
Gene: Yeah — wait, what?
Me: When can we get a John Cusack of our very own???
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