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Posted by on August 25, 2013

Friend: “I actually met Jonathan Franzen once. I said the worst, dumbest possible thing.”

Me: “Which is?”

Friend: “‘Oh, hi, I’m a big fan!'”

Me: “Nah, I think the worst thing you can say to Jonathan Franzen is ‘Oh, hi! I thought Infinite Jest was great.'”

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