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reader, writer, unregenerate comma-splicer |
Friend: “I actually met Jonathan Franzen once. I said the worst, dumbest possible thing.”
Me: “Which is?”
Friend: “‘Oh, hi, I’m a big fan!'”
Me: “Nah, I think the worst thing you can say to Jonathan Franzen is ‘Oh, hi! I thought Infinite Jest was great.'”