Didofoot: If I showed you the pile of dust I just removed from the bedroom
Didofoot: you would be like “no way. NO. WAY.”
Didofoot: and then you would scream
Didofoot: and then you would throw up
Didofoot: and then you would leave me
Didofoot: Also I stuck googly eyes on the dust so that we can finally have a pet to love.
Didofoot: It’s your turn to walk the dust, by the way.