Ego

Last night I dreamed I was acting in a high school play (yikes) and suddenly something went wrong (oh no), so Ash told me to stall the audience (eek) with a song (uh oh). So I stood downstage in front of everyone and for some reason decided to sing “At Last,” the hardest song known to woman.

And I totally killed it. I just belted it out, I knew every word, I hit every note, the audience went nuts with cheers and applause, and when I was done the technical problem had been fixed and we went back to performing the play.

I know how this dream is supposed to go and I’m worried that my self-esteem might be dangerously unbalanced.