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Why did Michele cross the street?

Posted by on April 19, 2013

Kris: [starts charging across, realizes Michele isn’t with her] “You coming?”

Michele: “Sorry, yes.”

Kris: “Did you forget how to walk?”

Michele: “No, I was just waiting for a white man to cross with.”

Kris: “…”

Michele: “You know, the little white light-up man? In the crossing sign?”

Kris: “Ah. Yes. You may wish to rephrase that in the future.”

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