Kris: I am now the proud owner of Wyclef Jean’s “Greatest Hits” album.
Kris: I’m sorry. I don’t do these things to hurt you.
Gene: I know, I know.
Seriously though, how good do you feel about your future artistic prospects now that you know there is a “greatest hits” album out there of Wyclef songs? No matter how crappy it is, someone out there wants to buy what you’re selling.
Another good thing to do when you’re feeling bad about your life is to read about Wyclef’s abortive attempt at a political career. I dunno, this guy just cheers me up.