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Home Alone

Posted by on January 17, 2013

I read a chapter of Mansfield Park out loud in my best British accent (think Winona Ryder’s accent in Dracula). I sing the last three lines of “Unforgettable” over and over because that’s the only part I know. I play M.I.A.’s “Bad Girls” on repeat about 60 times because I am enjoying it so much.

These are just three of the reasons why sometimes I hope a government agency is bugging my house and listening to everything I do. Suck it, government!

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