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33 is the new 80!

Posted by on November 16, 2012

Some product descriptions from a catalog I received today:

– Walnettos: A Chewy Walnut-and-Caramel Matinee Favorite

– Old-Time “Toys” Are So Beautifully Detailed It’s Hard To Believe They’re Barley-Flavored Candy

And, my personal favorite:

– No More Picking Through the Assortment for the Black Jelly Beans

Clearly, retailers have looked at my purchasing decisions and lifestyle and have decided that I am 80 years old.


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