Some product descriptions from a catalog I received today:
– Walnettos: A Chewy Walnut-and-Caramel Matinee Favorite
– Old-Time “Toys” Are So Beautifully Detailed It’s Hard To Believe They’re Barley-Flavored Candy
And, my personal favorite:
– No More Picking Through the Assortment for the Black Jelly Beans
Clearly, retailers have looked at my purchasing decisions and lifestyle and have decided that I am 80 years old.