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Steal this sweatshirt

Posted by on October 23, 2012

“It’s raining,” I told Gene, as we watched the rain stream down the window last night. I am helpful like this.

“Yes,” he said.

“I’m wearing your best sweatshirt,” I said, continuing my campaign of stating the obvious. “You only get to wear your second-best.”

“Yes,” he said.

“That’s love,” I said.

“That’s theft,” he corrected patiently. We watched the rain for awhile.

“I was going to wash the car this year, but now I’m so glad I didn’t,” I said, indicating the rain.

“Yes, that’s very lucky,” said the best husband ever, shivering slightly in his inferior sweatshirt.

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